Jebediah Jericho Johnson. What a dreadful sort of name he was given. Poor unfortunate man—even worse was the life he was livin’.
Poor Jebediah suffered a defect, that put a mean look in his eye. When he smiled, he looked meaner. His grin made it obscener, and caused any who saw him to cry.
Poor Jebediah Jericho Johnson. What a sad existence he had. It was said that any woman who’d love him, had to be completely mad.
Poor Mr. Johnson was lonely. He was missing two toes, had a crook in his nose…It’s true, he was much more than homely.
